Al Shabaab, I hear you want me dead? Get in line.

It goes without saying that my readers probably know that I get around. Unfortunately, I get around in some very unsavory places. I do a good job of covering up my tracks – but sometimes I just can’t avoid making enemies. This is a list of all the people who probably want me dead or at least financially insolvent by now – because there’s just no pleasing some people.

*Al Shabaab: This Somali terrorist organization – closely related to Al Quaeda – wants me dead. I am Catholic, white, American, and I’m in the military. I am an advocate for tolerance and peace. I believe that everyone on this earth is a brother – it doesn’t matter what country you’re from or what religion you believe in. This does not jive with Shabaab.

*Anonymous – I’ve talked bad about them before. Even though I know the awesomeness of their capabilities, I can not condone so much power and ability at the whim of a nation without a mission statement.

*Lulz Sec – They’re like the wannabe badasses of Anonymous.

*Lord’s Resistance Army – They’re angry at me for kind-of killing (ish) one of their drug-lord business partners and for saying that Christianity does not involve chopping off people’s breasts to remove their ability to breast-feed their children or FGMC.

I’m pretty sure that there are more, but that’s enough for now.

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